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Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry, Chuck Norris, or Charlton Heston
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
Thou shalt not use poetry, art, or music to get into girls pants, use it to get into their heads
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
Thou shalt not pimp my ride
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
When I say "hey" thou shalt not say "ho"
When I say "hip" thou shalt not say "hop"
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you
Thou shalt think for yourselves
Thou shalt ALWAYS kill
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