Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barrat in vein

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they have become popular

Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry, Chuck Norris, or Charlton Heston

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestle products

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art, or music to get into girls pants, use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and then leave as soon as you have done your shitty little poem or song

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling where never part of the four elements and never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "hey" thou shalt not say "ho"

When I say "hip" thou shalt not say "hop"

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix : P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X regardless of what the oxford English dictionary tells you

Thou shalt think for yourselves

Thou shalt ALWAYS kill